Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The Ballad of Morris Dees [SPLC]


The Ballad of Morris Dees of the SPLC
by Larry Smith
Down in the heart of Dixie, nineteen seventy-one
After the marching was over and the danger was done
Come a junk-mail genius with his eyes on the prize
A civil rights cash-cow he could parasitize
He’d skim a hundred million just as slick as you please
One hell of a huckster name of Morris the Sleaze.
He sends letters to lefties that fill them with dread
Says the Ku Klux Klan is hiding under the bed
The Boy Scouts is a hate group so’s the SCV
And the United Daughters of the Confederacy
Mo’s the man to stop ’em everybody agrees
So don’t fret send a check to Morris the Sleaze.
He gets money from movie stars, they pay him to lie
Like the million dollar contracts with the FBI
He’s got black grannies giving up their funeral stash
Miami retirees send their soda can cash
Nobody’s better putting on the squeeze
What a ham, superman Morris the Sleaze
Well the TV reporters are his biggest fans
Bunch of Pavlov dogs he’s got ’em licking his hand
He sends ’em scary stuff to titillate the viewer
They couldn’t care less, it’s all horse manure
Tonight we’ll get to see him on all our TVs
Some more free publicity for Morris the Sleaze
His Southern Poverty Palace says he built for the Negro
Two million dollar fountain that he built for his ego
He’s a hobbing and a nobbing with the liberal elite
They get groupies too you know, ain’t life sweet
He’s a crooked crusader; we should fall to our knees
Show respect, genuflect to Morris the Sleaze
When it’s time to relax he likes those kinky games
He’s very creative, puts Bill Clinton to shame
So what if he wants to keep his wife and his mistress
He’s a civil rights icon so it’s nobody’s business
He’s the prince of perversion, the Sultan of sleaze
It’s how this Honky got the handle of Morris the Sleaze
Well he’s got a new shill name of Mark Toopok
He’s the new jive slinger Morris done got too hot
The Harpers boys are on to him they say he’s a fake
His best friend Farmer says he’s on the take
He got taken to court by the EEOC
’Cause he wouldn’t let no brothers be an employee
Well you got your Jesse Jackson, MLK’s replacer
The reverend Al Sharpton, racial ambulance chaser
Kweezie Mfume keeping hate alive
Johnnie Conyers rapping reparations jive
But the king of the cons, got the real expertise
Is lily white, sodomite Morris the Sleaze


2 comments:

  1. He does the deeds of his father the devil.

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  2. Mere words are inadequate to describe the plethora of perfidies that stain the soul of Morris Sleaze Dees. An especially hot place awaits him in the after life.

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